Night 2

Eccentric Museum Tape Recording Night 2
Night #2 Tape Recording, June 16:

So...how’s your new job? Good? Oh, great, that’s wonderful! No, I’m just being sarcastic...I know everything’s fine. Hi again. Are you getting used to those camera lights yet? In case you didn’t already notice, there’s a supply closet with a trench coat-covered suit. The staff doesn’t like to use him for displays anymore. We call him The Stalker, since we was Xavier’s robo-spy thing. They say The Stalker actually killed that cop from the story. He’s the older prototype of the Percy Parrot, and I don’t remember if he moves around at night like the others...if he does, just close the office door like you would if Percy showed up. I don’t even get how a stupid gas mask is s’posed to look like a bird’s beak, but...they say Xavier was crazy. No one knows the real truth about this place’s story but the C.E.O.

Oh, hey, did you know that the museum has a mascot? Yup, his name is like, Killer the Kangaroo or something. He’s in the main hall on that haphazardly-placed pedestal, under the train.

And you know how, like, the majority of Xavier’s creations here represent an animal of some sort, including the mascot? Turns out, he was planning on using these guys as children’s animatronic attractions or something. I think the exhibits are so creepy though, you know? They freak me out, especially since you never know what they’ll do, and when. Freaky. (garbled noise) Oh, yeah, hope you don’t have to run into the shadow girl...I’ve seen her when I worked there. It’s just some shadow that whispers nonsense and peers into the cameras in the halls. Also, the museum’s C.E.O. just hired some old woman janitor for the rest of the week, so she’ll be there every night from now on. So, um, I guess you enjoy your second night, and I’ll make another tape recording for tomorrow when your shift is over!